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Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai, Tea Se Start Hoti Ha
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan’s chair
Sardar-oye dont worry i’ll get up When he comes..!
How can a sardar kill a Lion?
Sardar ji will think n think hard & will come to a conclusion:
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I ‘ll drink poison n let lion eat me…!
How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”?
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Tell him “a joke on Tuesday
School mein Master ji nay chotay Sardar se Pocha?
“Jis mein koi kami nahi hoti usko kya kehtay hain.”
Chota sardar bola :
“Kami-na”
Ek srdar PCO shop
pr gya.
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Aur
Operator ko zordar
2
thappar lagaye
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Guess y?
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Bcz
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shop pr likha thaa
k
numbr milany se
pehly 2 lagana
mat bholain.
Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye
Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn
Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy ;->
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Srdar:3month.
wife:or meri shadi ko.
Srdar:3mnth
wife:or bacha kitne month k baad.
Srdar:3 mnth.
Wife:total kitne...
In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts
Crying loudly…..
SARDAR in theater loudly to
lady: “Ehde muunh wich 1 mumma paade…..”
Immediately lady”s Husband stands up and says
“Kehra Behenchod bolia saamne aave………??”
SARDAR...
Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho?
Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai
Once Mistakenly Sardar jee enters in a lady bath rooms.
All ladies stand up,
sardar je say: “Betho betho Izat to dil main honi caheye”.
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general ‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning...
1 SARDAR SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTE SOCHTE AAKHIR MARGAYA K MERI BEHEN K 2 BAHI HAIN TO MERA 1 Q HAI.
dolhan sardar say……
aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
Ay-chori
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Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai
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Bole To
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hai To
Jaldi Se Sms Bhej Daal
Smhji Kiya?:-)
Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay abhi tak wapis nahin aye.
Inspector bhi sikh tha,said baji kuch or paka lo.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:
” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar:i’m writing to my 6yrz old son,he can’t read very fast lolx:-P
Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na?
Dr: haan,bilkul
Sardar g: phir theek hai..warna unparh admi ki zindgi b koi zindgi hai! :-/
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height.
Actor: i don’t know swiming.
Sardar Director: Oye dn’t worry yar there is no water :-p