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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
santas qoute
Santa’s Qoute
“I have often wanted to drown my troubles… but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!
“
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Cut Work Load By 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Santa, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Santa: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY
Theif Entered Kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Bank Make Your Dreams Come True
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Santa:
Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
.
.
Banta:
Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy
Santa Banta Sms Jokes
Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
.
Batna:
Social Work?
.
Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya tha
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P
Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
Se laar rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Santa Banta:
Doctr ne operation me orignal
Cheze nekal kr china ke
Daal de hy
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha…
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…