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Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.
Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U,
mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat.
Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.
Abba: Kyon?
Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.
Height of kanjoosi
Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai
Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko “I LOVE U” ka msg send krna hy.
Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.
Friend: Wo Kaisy?
Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha…
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga,
Jab Saari Duniya Par Pathano Ki Hakumat Hogi…
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Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge..
Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:
‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai
Molvi sahab raste se guzre.
Pathan ne rok kar pucha: molvi sab… Waqt kya hua hai?
Molvi: zuhar ka,
pathn: wo to malum hai right time kya hua,
bole: zuhar ki azaan ka..
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy
k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
1 pathan ke haan shadi ke 18 saal
baad bacha peda huwa lekan wo pareshan tha
2 sra pathan yaar tum khafa kyun ho ?
1 pathan yar aik to shadi ke 18 sal baad
bacha huwa or wo bhi itna chota sa
Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga
Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.
Phatan:
Aaj main bohat preshan hu
Ur
muje Dar lg rha hy
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Major Rohail: Kyu?
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Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
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Major Rohail:
Kon sa test?
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Phatan: Blood Test
Teacher: 1877 ko kya hua tha?
Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam peyda hue thay..
Acha.. 1881 ko kya hua tha?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam 4 saal k hogaye thay
2 seat wala 1 hawaai jahaz Qabristan main gir gaya..
Government ne 1 PATHAN ko Inquiry k liye behja..
Ussne itilaa di..
k..
500 Laashain mil gai hain aur baqi k liye khudaai ho rahi hai
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
Khocha Khan apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha the
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Major Rohail:
Ye kya kr rhe ho
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Khocha Khan:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile DEAD ho gya hai
Phatan:
Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?
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Major Rohail:
KFC is open 24 hours
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Phatan:
Purana time ya Neya time?
Phatan:
Yaar ye jore kha bnte hai?
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Major Rohail:
Aasman par
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Phatan:
Oh shit!
Main to darzi pr de aya