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Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.
Heights Of Patriotism :
U sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style.
AAP ki ik muskurahat per hum apne hosh ganwa bhethey
hum hosh mai aaey hi the k aap phir muskura bhethey…..
wait
wait
cool
cool
relax
relax
ok
ok
ready
start
go
5
4
3
2
1
now
delete the msg……..!!
A lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in the rain
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screamed ……..
"Ah ! My pussy is getting wet ….."
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
1 ldka aur 1 ladki,
oho,
dono jhadi ke piche,
oho,
daba daba ke,
oho,
choos chooske,
oho,
fruity pi rahe the.
8 SAAL KA BACHA RAPE K CASE MAIN PAKRA GAYA,aDALAT MEIN LADY LAWYER NEY US KI LULY PAKAR KAR KAHA,KYA YEHKAR SAKTA HAI…?
BACHA BOLA_
“ZIYADAY MAT HILA
WARNA CASE HAR GEI GE….!
Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.
Miss: wo kasay?
Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…
Bhool gaye ya bhulana chathe ho
Door kar dia ya jana chathe ho
Aazma lia ya aazmana chathe ho
Ek sms to kar do mere dear
Ya abhi or wait karwana chathe ho
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer
A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain…
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Screamed…. “ha… My Pussy Is Getting Wet…..” ;->
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?
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Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo… ;->
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.
2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak lion aa gaya
1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?
2nd-nahi, main nahi darta.
1st-to saley apni dho meri kyun dho raha ha.
Yeh sookha andar jata ha
Aur
Gila bahir ata ha
Phele chota hota ha
Phir yeh mota hota ha
Jab ye andar rehta ha to yeh red kar deta ha
Thori dair hilane k baad jab ise bahir nikalo to apna kam dikha kar yeh bejan sa bahir ata ha
Kuch aur nahin ha yeh
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Tauba Kya zamana agya hai!
warid walon ko kya hogya hai?
Bare se poster pe ek ladki ki photo hai or likha hai “Lagey Raho”…Sari raat sirf 60 paise mein…..
When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…
NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)
toothpaste ki ad mein ,
daant hi dikhay jatey han shampoo ki ad mein baal dikhay jatey han
but always ki ad mein
dhooka kyon