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The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by,
?What W0men Want?
It has 0nly 0ne w0rd written in it,
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?.?EVERYTHING
?JHOOM RE?
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!
Pol?CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA?N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI?! Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay...
Warehouse k owner ne new accountant ko store room ki inventory List Tyar krnay Ko kaha,
Sham ko jab owner ne Clearness mangi to Accountant ne kaha k janab abhi to main pehli boori sE FARIg hua hoon,
Is me Ek Laakh Bialees hazar No soo Badaam hain.
?ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi??
:ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa hai:
Lekin apki to koi behan hi nahi?
?wo to theek hai- – - -magr is k dastay per yehi likha hua hai?
KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,
Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay...
Ek shaks gussy me police station gya aur bolaa…
Meri complain note kro mje dhamki wale letter mil rahe hain
Inspector : ap ko ksi pe shak hai?
Wo shaks bola shak nahi mje yakeen hai k ye lette income tax wale bej rahe hain
Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then…..
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!F
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned
$100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong.
A young Boss said
“the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day “
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!
Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
A Nurse Fell In Luv With
A Doctor But D Nurse
Spent Most Of D
Time In D Medical Store Y?
Only D Medical Boy
Could Read
Doctor’s Luv Letter!
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail
For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2morow.
Booking Close Today
2 Negroes Wearing Black Suit
Standing Infront F A White Wall
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph..!!
In
Life
Wen
U
R
Alone
When
U
R
Crying
Wen
U
R
Upset
Wen
U
R
Sad
Jus
Make
A Call
2Me
Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..
After That,
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Who Cares?
He’s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
“I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG.”
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Aham-Tareen
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Taza-tareen
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