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ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..
kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay...
Tha Biggest SusPensE of Lif izZ
Is Still a SuspensE :p
Plz , Plz , Please
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yeh button press krna bnd kro
Ek kasaai bakra kaat raha tha
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Konsi nai baat hai
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Kal kal hai
aur ajj ajj ha…
Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sote Rahoge?
Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha
Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo
Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha
Main aur meri tanhaahi aksar ye baatien kya krte hain.
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Dhoom machaale
Dhoom machaale
Bahar ao main tmhary ghar k bahar khara hoon
Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.
Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,
we mst fail in order 2 Know,
we must lose in order 2 Gain.
Bcoz
some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain..
What
Is
More
Painful?
When a person
Whom u trusted
Hurts u,
Or
The
person
Whom u
hurted
still trust u??
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
theres this movie
There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
your name
The only thing your eyes haven’t...
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
you are a 9999
You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
whats a nice girl
What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
homeless
Please help the homeless. Take...
Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
iq test
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative
race track
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
flirt
Can I flirt with you?
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
ill tel u l8r
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
i once had one2one
I...
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
laziness pays off now
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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how do u occupy an idiot
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down...
Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
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Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.
AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?
PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA….:)
Raat ko sony sy pahly ak hi dua mango
?YA ALLAH mujay uta ly
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soba sawery
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nemaz k lie?
Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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“”FARAZ”"
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy