Bewafa Na Ho Jaie

Darte haian kahi sab tabha na ho jaie, Mera pyaar sabki nazar mein gunah na ho jaie, Main sabr kar lungi mager darr lagta hai, Jisko chahte haian wo bewafa na ho jaie.

GHALIB!

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib Wah Wah Wah Wah ! hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib Ooh Phir? Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

SANI-PLAST

Jab tujhko koi zakham laga, to libas apna phar diya, gireban apna chak diya, aur tere zakham se lipat gai, yehi to hy kam mera, SANI-PLAST hy naam mera.

Mere Pas Mobile

kia andaz hai kia jalwa hai kia style hai aur kia smile hai msg to karti nahin aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai…

Mera MOBILE No

03 Arab 45 crore 72 Laakh 40 Hazaar 39 sou 9 rupay Mera bank balance . . . . . nahi to kya Huwa!!!! Mera MOBILE No to hai Naaaaaa

Khujali

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

1 Din Pehle

Science Ki Jadeed Taraki K Mutabik . . . NASWAR Se EYE SIGHT Taiz Hoti Hai ? ? ? ? SUBOOT Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Nazar Aajat Hai…

300 Pathan

1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the laikin sare ke sare mar gaye.. kaise? nothing seriuos… ship bich main kharab ho gai to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

Tang

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge… Raat mein diye jalte rahenge… Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha… Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

Bister Geela Na Ho

Ho sakta hay barish kay baad aasmaan neela na ho, Ho sakta hay dhoop aanay per sarsoon peela na ho, Per yeh ho hi naheen sakta kay aap so ker uthein aur bister geela na ho.

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, Main Bewaqoof, mujhe pata ha tum bewaqoof ho magar ahista bolo idhar tak awaz aa rahi ha

Parha Likha Punjab

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Ye Sms Har Unpar Ke Mobile Pe Forward Ker Dain Pervaiz Elaahi Ka Hawab Parha Likha Punjab

Moo Band

Hont se hont milte hain to kia hota ha ? socho ? ? nahi pata bache ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho bus moo band hota ha aur kia hota ha

PAGAL

Ap PAGAL ho yar mano ap PAGAL ho gussa kioun kerte ho vaise ap pagal ho P= Pyare A= Ache G= Gumsum A= Anmol L= Lovely Dakha ap kitne pagal ho…..PAGAL

Without Boys

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.

GARHA JO HAY

Your friendship is like Paktel, “DIL TO AIK HAY” Your sincerity is like Telenor, “CHAHO KUCH BARH K” Your love is like Haleeb, “GARHA JO HAY

Sardaar

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te, kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili………… Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI..

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI..

SAMPLE

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna

Washing Twon

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna: Washing Twon