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I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain
Two Friendz TaLkinG.
- Meri shadi hogai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai.
* O ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa,...
Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that…..
Phillipp’s21 inch
was actually a TV.??
Zehrele
machhar,
Zehrele
naag,
Zehrele
keeray,
Zehrele
kutte
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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe
Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola
khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!
Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya
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-Usay Apne jism se lagaya
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-Usay agay le kar chala
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Apne bed k pas le ja kar side me
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TABLE ko rakh diya!
Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI
tauba kitna galat sochTe
HO
mera sawal hai k wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki photo leta hai?
Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to…
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to kya. Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala…;->
Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it.
Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
“Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh’s Highest Paid Call Girl.
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
Aap se
Aik
Special
Bat
Karni hai
Koi
Paas
To nahi
Zara akely ho
Jao
or
Kisi
Ko
Na btana
Warna
Koe
Bhi
Masla
Ban
Sakta hai
Ghor
Se suno
Jaldi Say
“sms2friends.com” visit karo
GOnD nEwS
nOkIa n73 fReE
WIth 1 kG .
TOmAto . . .
BUy 1 kG.
TAmAtO
OnLy FOr
rS. 12,950.
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun…
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se.
Hahahahaha
TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi
Papa:-
“I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s …” :=O ;->
Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->
B C is the short form of…
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B C ka matlab hai
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Business Communication..!
Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain…..;->
Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na
Akele me krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p