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Cigrate Ek Lanat Hai

Cigrate ek lanat hai jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai. Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien. 1 packet tum khatam karo 1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

Life By 5 Mins

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins. Sex increases ur life by 10 min. So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Aap Ki Yaad Aayi

ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi, yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi. cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi, dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

Aa Raha Hai Koi..

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi.. cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi.. yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay. Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Nooooooo!!

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers?? Nooooooo!! BCZ Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say “Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

Rok Do Mere

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Ki Jaldi Hai

Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai. Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
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