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Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai, Tea Se Start Hoti Ha
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
?ardar in UK hotel khana khane gia
Wo Murgi khana chahta tha lekin Murgi ki english bhol gia
Thy askd wht do u want ?rdar G?
?ardar Replid: ?ggs’ Mother.)
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sChoOL !)I wA!)I MadaM Ne Sardar No kutIyA Es gAL tAy kEh NIkI MadaM No kHeNdA sI
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Aa Ja tAy bEh Ja cYcLe tAy . . ;->
Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari. Sardar ne pucha: Mujhe laat kisne mari?
some1 said: Gadhe, tere baap ne!
Sardar reached home n secretly kicked his son 4m behind. His son asked: Papa, Mujhe laat kis ne maari?
Sardar khushi se bola: Gadhe...
Ek sardar ki chatri main sorakh tha,
kisi ne pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega .:-D
Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga,
1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi khusi ki baat ha?
Sardar:”oye papay,me khotay te betha honda te me v gawach jana si.
?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems:
1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE
2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER. I need that as i own Vespa Scooter
3.I see MS OFFICE but i need MS HOME, as i use pc @ home
4.Finaly,hw...
Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha
“chota parivar sukhi parivar”
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
Twinkle Twinkle Little
SARDAR
We All Wonder What
They R
Up Above A
Jura So High
Like An Antena
In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion
Always Dry
Ab Hans De
ullu Dont B Shy
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: 2
1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k.
Eik Sardar ne Najomi se pocha:
“kya main agly janam mn Gadha ban sakta hoon?
Najoomi ne jawab diya,
“Aik hi Facility baar baar nhi mil skti..”
Sardarji is buying a TV.
Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs?
Sardar: Why not ??????
Give me a red one,
please. . .
ardar ghar aaya tou
§ardar Ghar Aaya Tou §ochne Lage k Aaj kya khas kam kerna Tha
Ek sArdaAr Ko khoOn kI ULtiaAn aAi. . .
UsnE mEdiCaL Store pEr jA Kr KoNsI Medicine mAngi hOgi?
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“UltRa AlWAyZ”
Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se bola…
“I LOVE U”
Girlfrnd : Zor se bolo?
Sardar : JAI MATA DI
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
“Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!”
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
“Where, Where”???
Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia Tha,
mAgr Mujh sE Gum Ho gAye,
aB AbA Kehta hAi k Jab tAk Pesay Nahi Lao gE Ghar Na Ana,
is Liay tUm MujhAy 50,000 Udhar De Do.
Dost Bo|a: Ye Kon C Bari baAT Hai.
Tum mUjhay 5000 Do...
Sardar Apni Sister k Ghar Ja Raha Tha,
Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath Na Jana Rastay Se Kuch Letay Jana.
Sardar 2 Banday Pakr K Le gYa
What does Sardarji do?????????
when he has one white sheet,,,
and wants an extra white sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
A sardar’s response to the comment,
Think about it!:
I don’t have to think
I’m sardar!
i love u da ki matlb
Sardar: i love u da ki matlb ay?
Girl. Main tm se payar krti hn.
Sardar: Aj kal di kuriyan ty bari besharam ne 1 gall da mtlb...
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa karobaar bata jis mein ziada munaafa ho?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa kar sardiyon main sasti Baraf le kar garmiyon main baich Dy