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Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,
we mst fail in order 2 Know,
we must lose in order 2 Gain.
Bcoz
some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain..
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
theres this movie
There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
your name
The only thing your eyes haven’t...
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today
Teacher: Who Is This
Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
” ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO “
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother
Abid : !want 2 help
Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys &
In the end Marriage with the Rich Boy.
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon. mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na....
Explain The word “AUTOMATICALLY”
….Nahe pata
i”ll xplain… ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli
Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ? Maalgaadi chalao na…………………
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola………
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao
Teacher: “LOVE” kia Hai
Ali: Sir “L” ko pakar k “O” ko duba k “V” main Ghusa k jab “E” ki Awaz aye to usay “LOVE” kehtay hain
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
Husband:”Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle.”
Wife:”Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it”s 1.5 liter
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi...
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