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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Attendence..Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I wll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from
Hello!
Hello..
Helloo…
Hellooo….
Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi..??
Hello..??
Ab Aawaz Aayi..??
Ab Bhi Nahi..???
Awaz Aaye Gi Bhi Kaise..??
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Paindu Yeh To SMS Hai…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.. !!
Garmiyan a gae han Dost,
Sar par geela aur thanda kapra rakhna,
Dimaag par soraj ki aag mat parhne dena,
Q K BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA HAI.
Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
zuban ko honto par latkaye,
kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
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Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ….
“No Brain”
“No Tension.”
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tarika Parhney Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key
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Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky you are!!!
Whom Do I love D Most?
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
AAPKO OOPER KYA KHAS CHEEZ NAZAR AA RAHI HAI?
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AARAAM SE DEKH KAR BATANA
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NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA
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CHALO MAIN BATATA HOO KYA CHEEZ KHAS HAI!
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