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ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..
kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay...
Tha Biggest SusPensE of Lif izZ
Is Still a SuspensE :p
Plz , Plz , Please
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yeh button press krna bnd kro
Ek kasaai bakra kaat raha tha
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Konsi nai baat hai
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Kal kal hai
aur ajj ajj ha…
Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sote Rahoge?
Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha
Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo
Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha
Bahar ao main tmhary ghar k bahar khara hoon
Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.
What
Is
More
Painful?
When a person
Whom u trusted
Hurts u,
Or
The
person
Whom u
hurted
still trust u??
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
you are a 9999
You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
whats a nice girl
What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
homeless
Please help the homeless. Take...
Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
iq test
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative
race track
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
flirt
Can I flirt with you?
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
ill tel u l8r
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
i once had one2one
I...
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
laziness pays off now
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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how do u occupy an idiot
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down...
Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
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MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega