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James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said:
“i am Bond,
JAMES BOND”
Dog bites him and said:
“i am Kutta,
PAGAL KUTTA”
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching SHOLAY is That. . .
Basanti KuttoN K Saamne Mana Karne K Ba-wajud Naachti Zarur Hai…
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage
Not Kapoor agiain….;->
1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :
Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein
Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?
Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->
Nike walloN Ka Hai Ye Farman-;
Hmari tOPI ka Hai Aala Kapra Aala mayAr,
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Yehi to Hai Taklay Hamesh Rameshya Ki Pehchan.;-)
Janeman
Janeman
Janeman
Jan-e-mann
Jan-e-mann
Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!
Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.
Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.
Officer- Sorry Madam
HumPublic Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.
Salmaan Khan-
Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
“Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay”
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
“AP Ka Surror”
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
“AP Ka KasoOR”
Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?
5 Baar
4 Baar
3 Baar ?
Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .
Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .
Ok? ? ?
Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?
Think
Think
Think
Answer Is :
” King George ”
Jo...
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE?
Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna!
Badle duniya saree tum na badlna!
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pucho Kyon
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Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki
Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to
guess wot guyz
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KAMEENA……………………;->
Sachin’s son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.
Sachin’s wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..
SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain
SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga