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Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE …!!
Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the...
Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->
Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.
Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:
abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is
bache ka no chahiyye.
larka sharmaate hwe:
aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid...
Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larka Marta Ha
Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Karti . . . :p
Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..
Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?
Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??
Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota
Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up b bohot acha kiya hai
G:Thanx”bhai”
Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi ho.
New Style Of Purposing A Girl
Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den
Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
Larka: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani,
Tu mery dil rani ban ja main tery dil ka raja.
Larki: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani.
Larka: Kia?
Larki: Fitay Mun.