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The Thing Which We Come To Know After

The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching SHOLAY is That. . . Basanti KuttoN K Saamne Mana Karne K Ba-wajud Naachti Zarur Hai…

Pathan To Imran Hashmi

Pathan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi

Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage Not Kapoor agiain….;->

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se : Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao? Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->

Ye Salman Khan Ki Flop Film Ha !!!

Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!

Rakhi Sawant

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

Salman Khan With Abhishek Bachan

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Hamesh Reshamiya

“Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay” Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In “AP Ka Surror” Flop . . . . Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha, “AP Ka KasoOR

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ??

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar 3 Baar ? Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . . Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . . Ok? ? ? Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay? Think Think Think Answer Is : ” King George ” Jo...

Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

Salman Khan

MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!!

Waheda Reham In Film Guide

Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna! Badle duniya saree tum na badlna!

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!

Saif And Kareena

In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to guess wot guyz . . . . . . . . KAMEENA……………………;->

Ye Hai Basanti

<(‘.’)> /”/ ./”L Ye hai Basanti Film SH0LAY ki Ab Ye Nachy Gi Nachi kya? Nahi? Ab Nachi? Nahi naachay gi pagal.. Yaad nahi Dharminder ne kya kaha tha! “Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.

Purani Aur Nayi Umrao Jaan

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….

Imran Hashmi Ki Niyat

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy Maa: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!

Aamir Khan Aur Ghajini

Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai??? Simple Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He.

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao Yaaroo… Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah.. Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi

“Washing Town”.

Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to? Munna Bhai: English main boly to “Washing Town”.
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