In Hasino Se Rasme Wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Wo Basheer Thori Tha

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k.. mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..

Yesmyes

begger: give me one rupee gentleman:why begger:i am poor gentleman:i am also poor begger:then take this one rupee and make festival

Ring Your Friend

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say ” I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! ” – Act surprised they didn’t know yet.

Put Loads Of Pencil

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time.

Manager

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.

During Lunch

During lunch, say to your friend, “Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner or later – the whole office knew about 2 months ago.”

Another Persons Office

Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones’s computer mouse – ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won’t work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur”s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”

WARNING

a WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON”T WORK AGAIN

You Bitch

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 For pepsi “shahrukh” For coke “aamir” For mirinda “vivek” For fanta “rani” & For Thums Up “Akshay” Don”t worry For Bante wala...

Ghonchu

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

1st APRIL

mY FRIEND A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas & ur talent beLieve mE & The day wil b 1st APRIL:D

April Fool Ko Msg Dhoond Raha Hay

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEWAQOOF kahin kA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy

U r Very FooL

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam… Murree ki sardi ki kasam… Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam… Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam… “U r Very FooL . . . . ;->

Hum Nay April Fool Manay

Hum nay april fool manay to on ko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jis nay yeh dastoor banya. i dont think so I Don’t Think So … You Are A Fool But What’s My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others …

Yar I m Going To Dubai

Yar I m Going To Dubai Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days Surprised? After 28 Days Is 1st April, U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009…

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE thay