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Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya:...
Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple”Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.
Angrez zamano ki kahania.!
Once there waz a mouse
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He goes slowly to his home.
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He continue his journey slowly
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There waz brigde in way of mouse
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He slowly crosed the brigde
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He waz nearly to his home
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At last he reached the...
Santa Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip
(”v”) /)/)
‘v’ (=’;’=)
JUST (,(””‘),)
FOR YO (”)”(”)
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.
Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.
So dnt play wid my life.
sardar said 2 mosquito..
AIk shaer ki shaadi main Aik Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho…TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi...
Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
U r Ultimate
L r Lovely
L r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!