Ask My Eyes To Stop

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you… Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don’t u ever stop me from loving you.

Wajud Nai To Wo Hasti

Wajud Nai To Wo Hasti kis kam ki Maza Na Ay Wo Masti kis kam ki Jaha Dil Na Lage Wo ?asti kis kam ki Apki ?aad A? Θr Hum ?M? Na karain, ?e dΘ?t? kis kaam ki!

Roses Of Red Grow

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

tera zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya

Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi...

Ammi Abbu

Bcha Apni Baji Se: Baji Apko Pta He Abbu Ammi 3 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nkle? Baji: Nhi, Pr Tm Hans Q Rhe Ho? Bcha: Baji Abbu Ne Tail Manga Tha Mene ELFY Dedi

Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes

Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes Morning-Washing Clothes NOON-Drying Clothes EVNING-Ironing Clothes NIGHT-Opening Clothes MIDNITE-No Clothes EARLY MORNING-Searching For Clothes

Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon? DHOBI Kisike B Ghar Jake Keh Sakta Hai Sab,Madam Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal K Rakhe Ma Abhi Aka Late Hu

Life Jinga Lala

Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair D Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan.. ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

Kharay Ho Kar Daykhna Parhay Ga

2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar Flim Sexy Na Hoo Dosra Lund : Kio Bay Pehla Lund : Salay Nahi To Sari Flim Kharay Ho Kar Daykhna Parhay Ga

Maa Chod De Saron Ki

Na Tamana Hai Sataron Ki Na Tamana Hai Nazaro Ki . . . Bus App Jaisa Koi Miljaye Ju Maa Chod De Saron Ki

Mujhe Dikhao

A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta’s Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya

I Like Ur Sense Of Humour..

A Girl Askd Her Boyfrnd: Wat Do U Like Most In Me My Pretty Face Or My Sexy Body? He Looked At Her Frm Top To Toe And Replied: I Like Ur Sense Of Humour..

Taangen Upar Karo

Son: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangen Hoti Hain? Father: Ek Bhi Nahi Son: To Phir Kal Raat Ap Kyu Bol Rehe The Sweet Heart Taangen Upar Karo

Na Dalo

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Takleef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Khuda K Waaste Hath Main Dosra Kangan Na Daalo

Chain Se Sona Khoob Brhna

Aap Pareshan Hain? Theek Se Neend Nhi Aati? Sotey Hoay Jaag Jatay Hain? Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zaroorat Nhi Ab Aa Gaya “Pampers” Chain Se Sona Khoob Brhna

Ab Vim Bar Ke Bade Pack Pe..

Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Ab VIM Bar Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot… Tu Bas

Toilet Karne Ki Jagah Dikhao

In A Party A Lady Is Unable To Find Toilet So She Asks Santa: Toilet Karne Ki Jagah Dikhao Santa Smiles And Replies: U Naughty, Pehle Tum!

Rs 10 Me Chachi Ki Chaat Lo

Chachi: Hum Chaat Ki Dukaan Kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai Chachi: Hum 10/- Plate Chaat Bechenge. Bhatija: Main Dukaan Pe Board Laga Dunga K “10/- Me Chachi Ki Chaat Lo”

Underwear Ka Number

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai … … … … … Underwear Ka Agar Tujhko Meri Purani Underwear Chahiye To Le Jana Pagle Tu Bhai Hai Apna

Suna Hay Log Usay

Suna hay log usay aankh bhar k dekhtay hain So uss k shehar main kuch din thehar k dekhtay han Suna hay rabat hay uss ko kharab haalon sey So apnay aap ko barbaad kar k dekhtay hain Suna hay dard ki gahak he chashm e naaz uss ki So hum bhi uss ki galli...